Players

If you are reading this acceptance letter, please know that allowing a mundane person to come into possession of this will carry severe consequences for both them and yourself. However, if you can actually read this, congratulations, you are attuned to the ways of the arcane, and someone you know has recommended you to our program.

Enrollment is ongoing and there is a spot waiting for you right now. Should you accept, a portal will open between your world and the Inbetween. It is in this space where you will learn to manifest your gift(s), harness your power, and, hopefully, help us to help make the world a better and safer place. While there, the world will have an excuse for your absence which won’t disrupt things. (Please, leave your electronic devices at home. They won’t survive the trip.)

If you choose to decline this offer, simply lie down in a comfortable place, and tear this letter in two. The letter, and your memory of it, will disappear. I hope very much to see you soon.

• Professor Daria Muse