Louvre Actually
@ 1 p.m.
Brookfields Scout Camp, Wainuomata, New Zealand

Run at Hydra 2019


By Tim Creegan and Philippa McLoughlin

A special exhibition showcasing selections from the history of Western Art has finally come to the Louvre, and it was at this stop that the artworks had planned to have their big vote to decide whether postmodern art would be accepted into the ranks. There’s just one problem – the Picasso is missing. Beyond that, things are starting to get out of hand as the classics are getting snooty, the Expressionists won’t have a bar of it, the Van Gogh’s depressed, no one even wants to know what the Bosch is doing and what’s so mysterious about the Mona Lisa anyway?

A game of anthropomorphic art.