@ 10 a.m.
Brookfields Scout Camp, Wainuomata, New Zealand

by Rachel Hanover-O'Conner, Robert Vincent, and Quentin Bourne

Dark Lord Phil is dead, murdered by awful heroic adventurers. Now that his funeral has just ended, it is time to vote in a new Dark Lord. Do you have what it takes to fill the shoes of the greatest Dark Lord to ever have ruled this castle?

Minions!!! begins just as Dark Lord Phil's funeral ends. Characters are his family and his minions, attending his Wake where Grandma Mort will preside over the voting in of a new Dark Lord to rule the castle and continue his reign of terror against the Sunshine Kingdoms.

Characters include the Dark Lord's remaining family, the guards, the undead minions, the janitorial staff, the bureaucracy demons, and a handful of unfortunate prisoners who aren't allowed back in their cells due to health and safety issues.