GOOOOOOD MORNING!

"I'm GM Central!" "And I'm The Boffer!" "And you're listening to ... WLRP! All LARP! All the Time!"

[chicken sound effect]

"Hey Boffer! I heard about this new game called 4 Bad LARPs in 40 Bad Minutes!" "That sounds pretty awful, GM Central. Why would anyone want to play in that?" "I'm not so sure myself. Says here it includes stuff like, um... The War on Christmas." "Yeah, and what's this? Abortion Clinic: the LARP?" "Ew!"

[toilet sound effect]

"OK, well, it's at Warchester Polymorphic Institution or something. At this SLAW thingy they've got going on over there. So if you're in the area..." "Yeah, like if your car broke down on 290 or something..." "Right. Maybe you should hitchhike over there and check it out." "If you haven't got anything better to do."

[rimshot]

"OK, that's it for the LARP calendar. Join us tomorrow when we'll be interviewing the ghost of Intercon Mid-Atlantic." "For now, I'm GM Central." "And Iiiiii'm The Boffer!" "Peace out."