Run at Hydra 2016

by Catherine Pegg

Ah, Valentine’s Day! You should be spending it with your sweetie, and flowers, and sunny meadows, and mrowrr… But there was the trouble with the thing with that stuff and now you’re stuck having biscuits and milk with your landlady. And it’s worse than that – she’s making you talk to her other tenants.

Trouble is, Miss Elisabeth is so nice, she’ll let anyone in. They’re nuts! How long before you’re climbing the walls?