by Alex "Lightbringer" Bradley

The Amish 18 Wants You! The Amish 18 is an elite band of undercover agricultural spies. The Amish 18 is a newly discovered fuel from the least likely of sources. The Amish 18 is 6 mile by 3 mile patch of land the contents of which the government keep Top Secret. The Amish 18 is the best egg salad in the world. The Amish 18 is a myth.

Come find out what the Amish 18 is... if you dare."