Hi! So, I've not really touched this website for years. It's fallen into disrepair and it would be irresponsible of me to pretend I'll ever have time to work on it again.

So, I'm going to mothball the site/set it to read-only. I've disabled the login links because they stopped working any I don't remember enough about how the site works to figure out how to fix them.

If any thing *really* needs updating (deadnaming-level stuff), let me know and I'll go in on the backend and make changes.

Larp: LASERchat


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WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

Tags: Consumerism, retro, 1980s, absurd, sci-fi, peer pressure
Spoilerability: normal
Length: 3-hour
Size: 6 to 8 players

Runs

Larp: LASERchat