- Pretty Little Cultists
- @ 9 a.m.
Run at Phoenix 2018, Waipara, NZ.
by Lee Patrick
Welcome to Rosevale, a small town somewhere in the US where money and status are literally life and death. Well, afterlife, anyway. In Rosevale, the eldritch entity behind the town's prosperity controls the afterlives of its citizens, and the more wealth and especially social status you accumulate in life, the nicer your afterlife will be. Turns out in Rosevale, you can take it with you.
Naturally, this has turned almost everyone who lives in Rosevale into stuck-up, elitist, status-obsessed suburban nightmares. The town is a seething pit of dysfunction, manipulation and terrible, terrible people... and that's without even getting into the human sacrifices.
Come explore the dark side of suburbia, where the thousand-tentacled eldritch abomination isn't nearly as nasty as the soccer moms.