by stuart stoddart

“In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure-dome decree…” -Samuel Taylor Coleridge ...and soon those pleasures can be YOURS when the Xanadu Hotel and Casino opens in the fine city of Las Vegas! The greatest luxury resort ever known to man, the Xanadu offers a unique experience unmatched anywhere else in the world. Come and enjoy our fine array of exotic liquors, gamble at one of our many gaming tables, marvel at our wondrous gardens, and find comfort beyond your wildest dreams!

(The Xanadu Casino disclaims any liability for harm from gun fights, kung fu battles, magical duels, monster attacks, and exploding experimental technology. Visitors may experience aberrant mutations, demonic possession, timeline anomalies, and/or loss of soul. Dress code and cover charge apply.)