"You know, Max, the irony of our situation is that while in contravention of all the laws of nature we'll be traveling deep into the pits of demonic despair and facing horrors beyond the imagining of the average person, our motivation for doing so has been furnished by the fight against the rearing head of that same mediocrity, albeit in the form of flamethrower-wielding Zulus. This veritably reeks of adventure and excitement."

"What in hell are you talking about, Sam?"

"In hell's exactly what I'm talking about, little buddy. Bad move killing that guy, because we needed to talk to him. Now we'll just have to drive down to hell and get him back."

"Yay! I'm gonna toast up some marshmallows!"

"You crack me up, little buddy."