A Pomposity of Professors
@ 6 p.m.

Run at Phoenix 2016, Christchurch, NZ


by Stuart Stoddart

Harbridge University’s long and prestigious reputation has been shattered by public revelations of embezzlement, bribery and an assortment of other crimes committed by the Chancellor and much of the Senior Faculty. Now the Vice Chancellor, the Board of Trustees and what remains of the heads of staff are gathering everyone who's left for an important (yet ambiguous) meeting about the University's future. Will there be cutbacks? Will there be promotions? Will there be alcohol? The answer to at least one of these questions is yes.