HELLO CITIZENS

I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING AN EXTRA SPECIALLY GOOD DAY CYCLE! BECAUSE IT IS ABOUT TO GET EVEN BETTER!

YOUR RECENT ACTIONS HAVE NOT GONE UNNOTICED, CITIZEN, AND NOW IT IS TIME TO REWARD YOUR LOYALTY TO ALPHA COMPLEX. YOU HAVE BEEN PROMOTED TO RED CLEARANCE LEVEL AND GIVEN THE HONOR OF SERVING ALPHA COMPLEX BY WORKING ON ONE OF FRIEND COMPUTER'S ELITE TROUBLE SHOOTER TEAMS. GOOD FOR YOU!!!! AS A TROUBLE SHOOTER WORKING FOR THE GOOD OF ALPHA COMPLEX, IT WILL BE YOUR SWORN DUTY TO TRACK DOWN TROUBLE AND THEN ....UM ....SHOOT IT. TROUBLE CAN TAKE MANY FORMS, BUT MOST COMMONLY IT TAKES THE GUISE OF COMMIE MUTANT TRAITORS. YOU MUST ALWAYS BE ON YOUR GUARD FOR THESE FIENDISH AGENTS OF DOOM. THEY COULD BE ANYWHERE, THEY COULD BE ANYONE, EVEN MEMBERS OF YOUR OWN TEAM! BUT I AM SURE THAT A TROUBLE SHOOTER OF YOUR OUTSTANDING ABILITIES WILL BE ABLE TO UNCOVER ANY COMMIE MUTANT THREAT AND BRING IT TO JUSTICE. (FAILURE TO DO SO WILL BE CONSIDERED TREASON.)

REPORT TO BRIEFING ROOM [[CENSORED FOR YOUR PROTECTION]] TOMORROW AT [[CENSORED FOR YOUR PROTECTION]] HOURS FOR ASSIGNMENT OF YOUR MANDATORY BONUS DUTY AND TO BE ASSIGNED YOUR FIRST MISSION. REMEMBER: TARDINESS IS TREASON.

NOW THAT YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED RED CLEARANCE YOU WILL BE ABLE TO WEAR THE NEW JUMPSUITS PROVIDED FOR YOU! SHOW YOUR PATRIOTISM! WEAR YOUR NEW CLEARANCE COLOR! (FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL BE CONSIDERED TREASON.)

AND OF COURSES REMEMBER TO BRING [[ CENSORED FOR YOUR PROTECTION ]] AND A COMPLETED [[ CENSORED FOR YOUR PROTECTION ]]. (FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL BE CONSIDERED TREASON)

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, "HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY!"

YOUR FRIEND, THE COMPUTER

Paranoia is a LARP played in 4 separate, but intersecting parts.