After millenia, deities have gone from being part of pantheons to being part of corporations. There they no longer act according to their whims but instead fulfilling the tasks their superiors give them. Today is one of the biggest holidays that deities celebrate. And you have been stuck providing coverage in the corporate office. But nothing ever happens over the holiday so you might as well have an unofficial holiday party and a few drinks. Unfortunately then the emergency support tickets start coming in. Your biggest clients, the Fates, have run into problems with various destinies they’ve written. The stories have stalled and need a push of divine energy to get going again. You better solve this fast before the higher ups realize you were drinking on the job (and so maybe you can get back to drinking on the job).