Hi! So, I've not really touched this website for years. It's fallen into disrepair and it would be irresponsible of me to pretend I'll ever have time to work on it again.

So, I'm going to mothball the site/set it to read-only. I've disabled the login links because they stopped working any I don't remember enough about how the site works to figure out how to fix them.

If any thing *really* needs updating (deadnaming-level stuff), let me know and I'll go in on the backend and make changes.

LARP
touch_myelf
Date
@ 9 p.m.
Description

Elf yeah! You did it; you finally took that chance and joined the other elf kinksters out there in a special interest chatroom that you were once too ashamed to admit a desire for. You came up with a rad online handle, built up some elf esteem, and began chatting - but keeping your involvement a secret from the rest of the world. By day you were working your job and paying your bills, like everyone else.

By night, you were whoever you wanted to be: a sexy elven hero of legend, the seductive prince of the green woods, the cute christmas elf in candy-red lipstick, the vixen of warcraft, a level 20 epic elf with a high performance modifier (hot damn!). You weren’t sure what you expected to find: a best friend? a lover? a date for the upcoming Elven Cosplay Con? But you certainly did not expect to be found out!

touch_myelf chatroom is a light-hearted, online, text-based larp for 90 minutes for 6 players. Players will be cast as one of the online chat handles and will receive a 5 page character sheet outlining their real life backstory, their online identity (if it differs), their particular elf special interest, their budding friendships/flirtations/rivalries with the other chat users, and screenshots of scandalous secrets they know. Start a romance, start a flame war, take online quizzes, and have your real life identity exposed! Note: this game is rated PG13 for obvious adult themes, puns, and jokes; however, it does not include graphicly explicit sexual descriptions nor is that the main focus of the plot, but instead a reason to wish to hide your true identity in an edgy chatroom setting!